Business Lending Operations Specialist
I am an author, filmmaker, and imagineer. I’m not very good at remembering passwords to various Verity program logins. On the off chance that I do remember it’s nothing short of an “alphanumerical.” There are three things in life I believe in; something, something else, and the Oxford comma. I’m so afraid of commitment I won’t even talk to a girl if she’s NAMED “Mary.” I’m a big fan of self-deprecating humor, but I’m not very good at it. Napping is my second favorite holiday activity; next to sleeping, of course. I believe there are two kinds of people in this world and there’s absolutely no difference between either of them. I once asked Snoop Dogg “what rhymes with orange?” He contemplated for a moment, looked at me seriously, and replied. “Everythizzle.” I believe a small bunch of parsley should be called ‘a parcel.’ I really haven’t matured a day since shortly after I was twelve, so I identify as an “umpteenager.” I wonder if a relationship between a con-artist and a stonemason could ever really work, or would he eventually take her for granite? If I ever have a full-scale catering business that expanded from a confectionery it will be named “Revenge.” It’s motto will be: “Revenge: It’s not ‘just desserts’ anymore.” I’m considering starting a trendy core strengthening fitness center AND coffee house combination so people can get their coffee on while taking the weight off. Naturally, it will be named “Pilattes.” …actually, it will be one of those hybrid businesses that converts to a bar at night. In the evenings the regulars will call it “Lincoln’s” for short, but its official name is “Sore Core and Seven Beers Ago.” I’m just doing what I’m told until I’m told to do otherwise. This won’t be the first time I’ve been told my loquaciousness is nothing to “verboast” about.
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